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Pizza Hut

awesome!
awesome!
awesome!
awesome!

cool!
cool!
delicious!
Enjoy!!

Hope you enjoy!
hope you enjoy your pizza!
hope you all enjoyed your meal!
we at Pizza Hut are looking foward to you enjoying your meal.

we appreciate the feedback!
we appreciate the feedback!
we appreciate the feedback!
we apologize for the way your food arrived.

we apologize for the inconvenience.
we apologize for the inconvenience.
we apologize for the inconvenience.
great! hope you enjoyed!

we apologize for the inconvenience.
we apologize for the inconvenience.
we apologize for the inconvenience.
glad it was up to par!

this is unacceptable!
this is unacceptable!
this is unacceptable!
let me tell you...it is yummy!!!

http://twitter.com/#!/pizzahut
27 January 2012


Sucks ass

this sucks ass
Paying bills sucks ass
Cleaning sucks ass
SINGLE LIFE SUCKS ASS
Regretting sucks ass.

Chris sucks ass.
lena sucks ass.
FDR sucks ass
My dad sucks ass!
richard's mother SUCKS ASS

my agent sucks ass
my doctor sucks ass
our waitress sucks ass.
My instructor sucks ass!
Kirk Hammett sucks ass!

my job sucks ass
Work sucks ass!
All work & no play SUCKS ASS
Working with the bosses son sucks ass
Unemployment sucks ass.

Verizon sucks ass
verizon sucks ass
At&t sucks ass
Tmobile Sucks Ass
Tmobile hold music sucks ass

Sprint sucks ass
Sprint sucks ASS
SPRINT SUCKS ASS!
sprint still sucks ass.
damn sprint sucks ass

This camera on my mac sucks ASS!!!!
My iTunes sucks ass.
iTunes sucks so much ass.
iTunes sucks baboon ass
Apple sucks major ass.

This summer sucks ass
rain sucks ass
Humidity sucks ass.
weather sucks ASS!
weather.com sucks ass

This pitcher sucks ass
These refs sucks ass!
LeBron James sucks ass
NBA sucks ass
your kids team sucks ass!

Car shopping sucks ass!
Traffic sucks ass
this drive sucks ass
driving in a car without air conditioning when it's 41degrees outside fuckin' sucks ASS!!!!
Sitting in my car crying sucks ass

Training at the gym without my Mp3 Player sucks ass.
My singing voice sucks ass.
My dental insurance sucks ass.
muscular dystrophy sucks major ass.
Fronto-temporal Dementia sucks ass.

Warm liquor sucks ass.
Subway's breakfast sucks ass.
THE NEW TACO FROM TACO BELL SUCKS ASS
miso soup from whole foods sucks ass
this salad sucks ass... i should have gotten the sandwich

http://twitter.com/#!/search/sucks%20ass
17 May 2011


I'm sick to death of

I'm sick to death of seeing all the same faces.
I'm sick to death of bitchy girls and sly people.
I'm sick to death of the words "Social media".
I'm sick to death of these arguments that have occurred since I was 7 years old.

I'm sick to death of psycho individuals
im sick to death of men.
I'm sick to death of their half-arsed relationship!
I'm sick to death of love...

I'm sick to death of jargon & techno-babble.
I'm sick to death of pretending to enjoy my job.
I'm sick to death of feeling like I'm not good enough.
i'm sick to death of walking into door handles.

I'm sick to death of not being able to forget and move on
I'm sick to death of all the vitriol spewed on both sides.
i'm sick to death of everything all ready,god it's tedious!!!!
I'm sick to death of hearing everyones shit for the day already.

i'm sick to death of family drama.
I'm sick to death of arguing.
i'm sick to death of bloody role plays.
I'm sick to death of being responsible adult & having nothing to show for it.

I'm sick to death of people who take advantage of other people.
I'm so sick to death of the absolute BORING bullshit that has been my last two & a half weeks.
i'm sick to death of worrying
I'm just sick to death of it!

http://twitter.com/#!/search/i'm%20sick%20to%20death%20of
5 May 2011


Fuck you

fuck you guys!!!
Fuck YouTube
Fuck you, body.
fuck you too

fuck you apple
FUCK YOU SKYPE !!!!
Fuck you doubters.
fuck you life

fuck you minnesota.
FUCK YOU PHILLY
fuck you brazil
FUCK YOU CHILE

Fuck you, Pablo.
Fuck you TOM!!!
Fuck you dad.
Fuck you Mom

Fuck you myspace!
FUCK YOU TUMBLR.
Fuck you, Google.
Fuck you Hitler...

Fuck you Pelosi
Fuck you Palin
fuck you Flyers
Fuck you Penguins

Fuck you winter.
Fuck you Whitney.
fuck you jetlag
Fuck you, family.

fuck you downward dog position.
Fuck You Easter Bunny..
fuck you, H & R block!
Fuck you honey!

Fuck You Twitter
Fuck you Bieber.
fuck you russia.
fuck you argentina

Fuck you human resources
Fuck you crips!
fuck you asshole.
fuck you bitch!

Fuck you, Fred.
Fuck you pussy
fuck you, Microsoft
Fuck you, Kentucky

Fuck you baby
fuck you bro
fuck you haters.
fuck you ho!

http://twitter.com/#search?q=%22fuck%20you%22
27 February 2010


Mmmmmm

mmmmmm wings :)
MMMmmm Could this Caramel Machiatto BE any sweeter??
MMmmmm...chilli cheese fries...I felt SO fat after lol
Mmmmmm doritos and lemon<3 aweee yeah
Mmmmmm, tasty tasty freckles.

mmmmmm pepsi
mmmmmm smoked haddock!! yummmy!! :D
Mmmmmm cin/apple panie cakes
mmmmmm my fav
Mmmmmm Thai green chicken curry on it's way :o)

Mmmmmm tht was 1 nice sandwich.
Mmmmmm. Miso black cod!!
mmmmmm these fried plantains are so gooood
Mmmmmm. Fanta fruit twist :) it's going down a treat!
mmmmmm curry

mmmmmm!!!!! SEX!
Mmmmmm breakfast time!
Mmmmmm taco bell:D!
mmmmmm wafffles!
mmmmmm that sounds crazy delicious

Mmmmmm need to c u
mmmmmm ice-creamm <3 x
Mmmmmm.... Now a benadryl and a nap.
Mmmmmm :) spicy chiken patties n fries babyyy!
Mmmmmm...cake

mmmmmm sooo goooooodddd! Ham, Cheese, and Egg sandwich!!! with fries
Mmmmmm. Coney dog and a milkshake
Mmmmmm Wendy's baked potato with sour cream and chives and bacon cheeseburger. :)
Mmmmmm vamonos a Six Flags jajajajaja :P
Mmmmmm pizza

Mmmmmm tea.. Lol
Mmmmmm pie.....
mmmmmm wok stirred eggplant. YUMMMYYYYYY
Mmmmmm, those Caramel Cupcakes are going fast
mmmmmm I'm so hungry

Mmmmmm. Mcdonalds
mmmmmm naps !!!
Mmmmmm ihop
Mmmmmm Thai green curry
Mmmmmm. Coffee.... Must get coffee...

mmmmmmmm....tofu
Mmmmmm there guac and margaritas are poppin
Mmmmmm....oreo
mmmmmm, candy!! :)
mmmmmm soft juicy plums lol

http://twitter.com/#search?q=mmmmmm
27 February 2010


OMG

OMG i have your new cd!i love it, your voice so sexy!
Omg I tweeted over 600 times in the past 2 1/2 days
omg ....hahahah hahaha ha ha ha ... no. Its from guitar fool :P
omg... let's go just let me borrow $35 until tomorrow... :)
OMG CHUCK E. CHEESE YOU ARE SO COOL!!!!

OMG! I totally forgot that my tunic is see-through! And I wore it today with nothing else.. I hope no one noticed?!
omg. my family are the only people to make me cry
omg. oooo stop texting me!
Omg I wanna go hang out with aileen.
OMG he is even adorable sleepin my goodness! Aloha and have a wonderful wensday!!!

OMG i was reading a magazine!!!
OMG what I wouldn't give for a nap right now!!!
Omg my mom just handed in my resume at her work.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG heart mended.
Omg I messed up!!

Omg..imma go crazy!
omg, he's looking at me :o i could die right there... and his eyes are SO pretty!
OMG!!r u serious??
OMG IM GETTN A ROOT CANAL TODAY :-(
omg! your background is amazing!!!

OMG!!! THIS WEEKEND WILL BE AMAZING!!!
Omg u are making me so happy rite now :)
OMG ! i can't believe u sent a direct message TO ME ! i'm crying ! i love SO SO SO MUCH !
OMG how rude :|
OMG Why are you fucking with me? #Getoverit LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE #killyoself #losemynumber

omg, super freaking awesome, i'm cereal!
omg how many newspapers are in NY!
Omg I cannot stop =S
Omg. That article made me feel soo proud of Green Day!! :'D
your 17 really omg cant belive that haha are u really ? haha x

OMG!!!!! MY EARS!!!!! I think I'm bleeding!!!
OMG, we woulda missed it!
omg omg omg lmao gone color purple
omg she's beautiful.... How adorable is she
OMG best ride home ever with Hubbies mom. Epic.

omg wish I could.
OMG!!!how crazy,im 11 weeks pregnant!?!?
omg i luv this song
Omg I have got to get on this pile of laundry!
Omg! It is so Wine o' Clock!

Omg plz take those 20's off that neon
omg I'm going to go crazzzy
Omg! Henry didn't even touch him! Fuck you reff
OMG I THPUGHT SOMETHING WAS BURNING!!!
OMG! ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL IS GETTING MARRIED THIS NOVEMBER!! INSANITY!!

Omg it was huge!
OMG now I go outside and scream
omg fuuuu that looks amazin
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! 5000 WOW! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Omg, people can be a pain in the ass sometimes!

OMG! I cleared my email inbox
Omg i heart sushi..
OMG, cute dog swinging on a swingset!
Omg i always feel so bad when i dont know someones name and they know mine.
Omg pt cruiser or dodge caliber???

http://twitter.com/#search?q=OMG
24 February 2010


Damn girl

Damn girl you are so sweet and humble!
Damn girl scout cookies can't stop eaying ya...nom nom nom
Damn girl stop throwing yourself @ this dude.
Damn girl u luv u sum burgerz huh? Lol

damn girl...2 hours? Smh yall females
Damn girl busted again
Damn girl, your taking forever to come back
damn girl i hope everything works out

damn girl! Ahaha i could easily say the same.
damn girl we use to be friends
Damn girl !! You know we gone get to it tooooooniiiiight toooooonight tooooniiight tooooniiiight!
damn girl get a job there

damn girl, you hurt my side when you said that...
damn girl u must b bored lol
Damn girl! Lol
damn girl, yu gained weight!!

damn girl you dont need this shit.
damn girl tv, couches wat else.
damn girl hand it over til i check out all the hotness :P
damn girl hahaha

damn girl i respect everything ur doing
damn girl where u stay at??
DAMN....GIRL WAT YOU TRYNNA DO?
damn girl damn yous a sexy chiiick

Damn girl, why aren't we facebook friends?
Damn Girl! You's A Sexy Chick!
damn girl you got ass like that I know I gotta follow you lol
Damn girl u broke.

Damn girl! I need to learn from you..except I have no booty so there goes that.
Damn girl, growl like a bear
Damn Girl, Is You Ever Gonna #ShutTheHellUp ?
Damn girl!!! I wanna b wit u 4eva!!

http://twitter.com/#search?q=damn%20girl
13 February 2010


Battery's dying

My battery's dying, for those interested
fuck, the battery's dying
Shitt, my battery's dying :(

Ahhhh! My battery's dying!
Ahhhh! Phone battery's dying!
Uh-oh battery's dying. =(

Frack! My battery's dying!
Damn my battery's dying
battery's dying :'(

gahn battery's dying
ok, battery's dying, gotta go..
aww battery's dying :| goodnightt :)

welp battery's dying
Battery's dying...fug.
My battery's dying. . . Crap. :(

My battery's dying fml
Lol, my phone battery's dying.
Stupid battery's dying

AAAAH GOD, MY BATTERY'S DYING!!
UGH... MY BATTERY'S DYING. . N0000000000000000000!
Battery's dying!!!! Omg!!

Gutted! Battery's dying
Urgh, my battery's dying -.-
battery's dying..no

http://twitter.com/#search?q=battery's%20dying
4 February 2010