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Fuck you

fuck you guys!!!
Fuck YouTube
Fuck you, body.
fuck you too

fuck you apple
FUCK YOU SKYPE !!!!
Fuck you doubters.
fuck you life

fuck you minnesota.
FUCK YOU PHILLY
fuck you brazil
FUCK YOU CHILE

Fuck you, Pablo.
Fuck you TOM!!!
Fuck you dad.
Fuck you Mom

Fuck you myspace!
FUCK YOU TUMBLR.
Fuck you, Google.
Fuck you Hitler...

Fuck you Pelosi
Fuck you Palin
fuck you Flyers
Fuck you Penguins

Fuck you winter.
Fuck you Whitney.
fuck you jetlag
Fuck you, family.

fuck you downward dog position.
Fuck You Easter Bunny..
fuck you, H & R block!
Fuck you honey!

Fuck You Twitter
Fuck you Bieber.
fuck you russia.
fuck you argentina

Fuck you human resources
Fuck you crips!
fuck you asshole.
fuck you bitch!

Fuck you, Fred.
Fuck you pussy
fuck you, Microsoft
Fuck you, Kentucky

Fuck you baby
fuck you bro
fuck you haters.
fuck you ho!

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27 February 2010


Mmmmmm

mmmmmm wings :)
MMMmmm Could this Caramel Machiatto BE any sweeter??
MMmmmm...chilli cheese fries...I felt SO fat after lol
Mmmmmm doritos and lemon<3 aweee yeah
Mmmmmm, tasty tasty freckles.

mmmmmm pepsi
mmmmmm smoked haddock!! yummmy!! :D
Mmmmmm cin/apple panie cakes
mmmmmm my fav
Mmmmmm Thai green chicken curry on it's way :o)

Mmmmmm tht was 1 nice sandwich.
Mmmmmm. Miso black cod!!
mmmmmm these fried plantains are so gooood
Mmmmmm. Fanta fruit twist :) it's going down a treat!
mmmmmm curry

mmmmmm!!!!! SEX!
Mmmmmm breakfast time!
Mmmmmm taco bell:D!
mmmmmm wafffles!
mmmmmm that sounds crazy delicious

Mmmmmm need to c u
mmmmmm ice-creamm <3 x
Mmmmmm.... Now a benadryl and a nap.
Mmmmmm :) spicy chiken patties n fries babyyy!
Mmmmmm...cake

mmmmmm sooo goooooodddd! Ham, Cheese, and Egg sandwich!!! with fries
Mmmmmm. Coney dog and a milkshake
Mmmmmm Wendy's baked potato with sour cream and chives and bacon cheeseburger. :)
Mmmmmm vamonos a Six Flags jajajajaja :P
Mmmmmm pizza

Mmmmmm tea.. Lol
Mmmmmm pie.....
mmmmmm wok stirred eggplant. YUMMMYYYYYY
Mmmmmm, those Caramel Cupcakes are going fast
mmmmmm I'm so hungry

Mmmmmm. Mcdonalds
mmmmmm naps !!!
Mmmmmm ihop
Mmmmmm Thai green curry
Mmmmmm. Coffee.... Must get coffee...

mmmmmmmm....tofu
Mmmmmm there guac and margaritas are poppin
Mmmmmm....oreo
mmmmmm, candy!! :)
mmmmmm soft juicy plums lol

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27 February 2010


OMG

OMG i have your new cd!i love it, your voice so sexy!
Omg I tweeted over 600 times in the past 2 1/2 days
omg ....hahahah hahaha ha ha ha ... no. Its from guitar fool :P
omg... let's go just let me borrow $35 until tomorrow... :)
OMG CHUCK E. CHEESE YOU ARE SO COOL!!!!

OMG! I totally forgot that my tunic is see-through! And I wore it today with nothing else.. I hope no one noticed?!
omg. my family are the only people to make me cry
omg. oooo stop texting me!
Omg I wanna go hang out with aileen.
OMG he is even adorable sleepin my goodness! Aloha and have a wonderful wensday!!!

OMG i was reading a magazine!!!
OMG what I wouldn't give for a nap right now!!!
Omg my mom just handed in my resume at her work.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG heart mended.
Omg I messed up!!

Omg..imma go crazy!
omg, he's looking at me :o i could die right there... and his eyes are SO pretty!
OMG!!r u serious??
OMG IM GETTN A ROOT CANAL TODAY :-(
omg! your background is amazing!!!

OMG!!! THIS WEEKEND WILL BE AMAZING!!!
Omg u are making me so happy rite now :)
OMG ! i can't believe u sent a direct message TO ME ! i'm crying ! i love SO SO SO MUCH !
OMG how rude :|
OMG Why are you fucking with me? #Getoverit LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE #killyoself #losemynumber

omg, super freaking awesome, i'm cereal!
omg how many newspapers are in NY!
Omg I cannot stop =S
Omg. That article made me feel soo proud of Green Day!! :'D
your 17 really omg cant belive that haha are u really ? haha x

OMG!!!!! MY EARS!!!!! I think I'm bleeding!!!
OMG, we woulda missed it!
omg omg omg lmao gone color purple
omg she's beautiful.... How adorable is she
OMG best ride home ever with Hubbies mom. Epic.

omg wish I could.
OMG!!!how crazy,im 11 weeks pregnant!?!?
omg i luv this song
Omg I have got to get on this pile of laundry!
Omg! It is so Wine o' Clock!

Omg plz take those 20's off that neon
omg I'm going to go crazzzy
Omg! Henry didn't even touch him! Fuck you reff
OMG I THPUGHT SOMETHING WAS BURNING!!!
OMG! ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL IS GETTING MARRIED THIS NOVEMBER!! INSANITY!!

Omg it was huge!
OMG now I go outside and scream
omg fuuuu that looks amazin
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! 5000 WOW! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Omg, people can be a pain in the ass sometimes!

OMG! I cleared my email inbox
Omg i heart sushi..
OMG, cute dog swinging on a swingset!
Omg i always feel so bad when i dont know someones name and they know mine.
Omg pt cruiser or dodge caliber???

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24 February 2010


Damn girl

Damn girl you are so sweet and humble!
Damn girl scout cookies can't stop eaying ya...nom nom nom
Damn girl stop throwing yourself @ this dude.
Damn girl u luv u sum burgerz huh? Lol

damn girl...2 hours? Smh yall females
Damn girl busted again
Damn girl, your taking forever to come back
damn girl i hope everything works out

damn girl! Ahaha i could easily say the same.
damn girl we use to be friends
Damn girl !! You know we gone get to it tooooooniiiiight toooooonight tooooniiight tooooniiiight!
damn girl get a job there

damn girl, you hurt my side when you said that...
damn girl u must b bored lol
Damn girl! Lol
damn girl, yu gained weight!!

damn girl you dont need this shit.
damn girl tv, couches wat else.
damn girl hand it over til i check out all the hotness :P
damn girl hahaha

damn girl i respect everything ur doing
damn girl where u stay at??
DAMN....GIRL WAT YOU TRYNNA DO?
damn girl damn yous a sexy chiiick

Damn girl, why aren't we facebook friends?
Damn Girl! You's A Sexy Chick!
damn girl you got ass like that I know I gotta follow you lol
Damn girl u broke.

Damn girl! I need to learn from you..except I have no booty so there goes that.
Damn girl, growl like a bear
Damn Girl, Is You Ever Gonna #ShutTheHellUp ?
Damn girl!!! I wanna b wit u 4eva!!

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13 February 2010


Battery's dying

My battery's dying, for those interested
fuck, the battery's dying
Shitt, my battery's dying :(

Ahhhh! My battery's dying!
Ahhhh! Phone battery's dying!
Uh-oh battery's dying. =(

Frack! My battery's dying!
Damn my battery's dying
battery's dying :'(

gahn battery's dying
ok, battery's dying, gotta go..
aww battery's dying :| goodnightt :)

welp battery's dying
Battery's dying...fug.
My battery's dying. . . Crap. :(

My battery's dying fml
Lol, my phone battery's dying.
Stupid battery's dying

AAAAH GOD, MY BATTERY'S DYING!!
UGH... MY BATTERY'S DYING. . N0000000000000000000!
Battery's dying!!!! Omg!!

Gutted! Battery's dying
Urgh, my battery's dying -.-
battery's dying..no

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4 February 2010