Hi, I'm Billy. I'm an English Cocker Spaniel, but I was born in Germany which makes me a bit confused. I was born 19 December 2003 in a village, then twelve weeks later, I moved to Berlin - the big city!
I like food, sniffing, playing with balls and sticks, trying to hump other male dogs, and sleeping.
Here's some of my stuff.
SOME FILMS
Running Billy
Craig did an animation of me running like the wind.
Once upon a time in the spare room
Me starring as a gunslinger in a western film.
The hound of the spare room
Hide behind the sofa if you're easily scared!
Billy on ice
I'm like Torvill and Dean, except there's just one of me.
Billy is cute
Aren't I?
Watching the cursor
Left right left right - all over the place!
Billy at the zoo
You don't scare me elephant-thing! But your poo is kinda hefty.
Billy rolling in the flowers
That is fun!
SOME PHOTOGRAPHS
Craig's always got his camera out, hoping that I'll do something cute... which I do do quite often, actually. (All photos open in pop-up windows)
05/2006
Okay, you're the boss, Craig
Err, how do I get down?
03/2006
Scared at the vet's office
On some steps in the park
02/2006
Showing a cat who's boss
01/2006
On the icy tundra
11/2005
Me and Henry doin' it
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Autumn Billy
08/2005
Top of the stairs
Sleepy
Nice booty, huh?
07/2005
Me and a fox
06/2005
That was refreshing!
Just having a nap
05/2005
My lovely ball
04/2005
Look at me swimming!
Watching the world go by
03/2005
Me in the sunset
Meeting a Lego dog
My Francis Bacon moment
02/2005
Composing a poem in my head
Come and get it, baby
There's my tongue again!
01/2005
Caked in snow
Me and Henry
The Aristocrat
12/2004
The Official Spaniel Greeting
Christmas!
Me & Henry at Craig's exhibition
My curly tongue
11/2004
Kickin' some puppy ass
Hair gel
Billy The Jawa
10/2004
Hello
Wearing a scarf
08/2004
Writing my blog
Me and the toilet roll
Hanging over the back of the sofa
Having a shower
Too hot to move
My "intellectual" look
07/2004
Using my charm to get the bitches
A choice: stick or kids with ball?
Looking out of the caravan
Just chillin'
Me about to get drunk
My stupid haircut
Being cool during a thunder storm
06/2004
Me and a polar bear
05/2004
Digging a bad-ass hole!
Having a well-deserved nap
Resting on Craig's belly
Me trying to look innocent
With my friend, Elvis
I am a supermodel!
Making friends with a snake
04/2004
Blending in with the floor
03/2004
My magic ears!
Mmmm, football...
With a Hasbro FurReal puppy
In the country again again
In the country again
In the country
In my new bed
My first meal at my new home
MY DIARY
Billy's Diary
I did blog for about two years. Then I got bored and realised that typing hurts my paws. (Click on the monthly archives to look around.)